Favorite slave of the day

My painslut was quite busy today. he started out with a $100 Tribute to talk in IMs with Me. After about 15 minutes I told him I had to shower because I had errands and shopping to do. Then he begged to suffer for Me while I was in the shower so I ordered him to beat his balls with a wooden spoon til I got out of the shower and send Me $100 per ball, which he did! When I got out of the shower he got on cam and here's the pic of him beating his balls! Then he called Me on My Phonesex For Dummies listing and talked to Me over an hour while I was shopping. I was picking out panties and bras, telling him the prices, and he was paying for them thru My pay buttons! One good slave like that a day is all I need! NEXT!

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I want to add that alex bought Chapter 4 today and sent Me this IM: "Goddess - I just wanted to thank you for chapter 4. It was amazing, as always. You are incredible. Sorry for disturbing you, Goddess. I was just excited to tell you how much I love and worship you. I hope my tribute makes up for it." and he sent Me a $50 Tribute and when I told him I was going to thank him in My blog, he sent another $50 Tribute. thanks alex!

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Also, a group member of Mine, jason, FINALLY got the nerve to call Me tonight after worshipping Me since last year and buying everything I send through Niteflirt. I'm sure it will be the first of MANY calls, won't it, jason? Here's the 5 star feedback he left:

It took me months to get up the balls to call Goddess Amber and it was better than i have ever imagined. She is a complete Goddess. The best call i have ever made

fart sniffers, ass worshippers and moneypigs, OH MY!!

you're not seeing double, this is the SECOND post for today! As soon as I sent out Chapter 4 today, I received an email from one of My fart sniffers saying "Its payday Princess please send me a pay mail for my loser self I beg you and I so want to kiss your ass", which I promptly sent him My $100 Tribute Button and he paid immediately and said "thank you Princess I am such a fart sniffing wimp please send another", in which I did! My little fart sniffer hit it three more times before I drained him:
"I am such a loser Princess lock me in chastity and fart on my face and use me as your ashtray forever"
"Oh Princess thank you so much I am so in love with you I would do ANYTHING for you and your ashes and farts"
LOL...sounds like a good title for a romance novel about a Goddess and her slave "Ashes and Farts"...hahahaha...even though I don't smoke, I would LOVE the idea of using a slave as an ashtray!

Then along comes My painslut and he sends a $100 Tribute so he can chat with Me in IMs...lol

anthony called after reading Chapter 4 that was about him and seeing the pic of Me flexing...lol...he was squealing like a girl saying that I own him...duh! and that he was taking out a loan tomorrow so he can talk to Me every day. This is anthony the wimp's feedback:
"THERE SHOULD BE 10 STAR RATINGS AVAILABLE, GODDESS AMBER DESERVES 10 STARS EVERYTIME. THIS CALL ALONG WITH THE PICTURES OF CHAPTER 4 WERE WORTH WAITING FOR. HER VOICE WEAKENS ME TO THE POINT WHERE ALL I CAN SAY IS YES GODDESS AMBER YES GODDESS AMBER YES GODDESS AMBER YES GODDES AMBER YES GODDESS .AMBER..."

Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 4: Jill Arrives

In Chapter 1, Goddess Amber's friend Laura took a four month position teaching English in Japan. Goddess Amber agrees to help out her friend by filling in for her teaching aerobics at the local gym. Anthony, the gym's manager makes the mistake of crossing Goddess Amber and scheduling Her when She did not want to work, and by the end of Chapter 1,Anthony is on his knees kissing Goddess Amber's gym sneakers, agreeing to change the schedule, and understanding that he is to call Her Goddess Amber from now on.

In Chapter 2, Goddess Amber further enslaves Anthony as well as the lesbian submissive, Joanna, from her aerobics class. While Anthony is out performing a menial yet expensive chore for Goddess Amber, Joanna is kissing Goddess Amber's gorgeous socked feet and rubbing herself off. Goddess Amber then straps on a dildo and rams the dyke Joanna to high heaven while Anthony finds a heaven of his own (kissing and licking Goddess Amber's ass while She thrusts in and out of the lesbian pussy). The Chapter ends with Goddess Amber ordering both slaves to come back after the gym closes the next evening and to bring one more slave each who is willing to dedicate their lives to Her.

In Chapter 3,Goddess Amber gives Anthony a knee and a kick to the groin for being a dumbass and again not following instructions. Both slave anthony and lezzie joanna bring 2 new slaves into the mix. Slave Anthony brings a millionaire factory owner named gary who Goddess Amber promptly takes $8,000 to share with Jill Almighty on Their shopping spree the next day.lezzie joanna brings her girlfriend shelly who is totally taken by Goddess Amber. The chapter ends with a little fun at slave anthony's place where Goddess Amber put the strap-on to work with all 4 slaves and also has them entertain Her with some sucking action among the slaves.

Chapter 4 begins now…

Click the image below for Chapter 4:

Drunk caller falls asleep again!

ron...you did it again...lol! Are you reading this? I just sent you the link to this blog so you could read it. This time we talked about 30 minutes then you made the mistake of laying back cause as soon as I start with My hypnotic voice, telling you to "close your eyes, stroke and pay, stroke and pay....." then it was all over! Twenty minutes of dead silence! thanks ron! LOL

and thanks to my painslut for the paying Me $300 to give Me the afternoon off, then I told him he could listen to My boyfriend bang Me if he sent another $300. Being the horny toad that he is, he couldn't resist the offer!

The story has been selling like hotcakes! It's like you guys are waiting at your computers every Wednesday for the next Chapter to come out!

Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 3

In Chapter 1, Goddess Amber's friend Laura took a four month position teaching English in Japan. Goddess Amber agrees to help out her friend by filling in for her teaching aerobics at the local gym. Anthony, the gym's manager makes the mistake of crossing Goddess Amber and scheduling Her when She did not want to work, and by the end of Chapter 1, Anthony is on his knees kissing Goddess Amber's gym sneakers, agreeing to change the schedule, and understanding that he is to call Her Goddess Amber from now on.

In Chapter 2, Goddess Amber further enslaves Anthony as well as the lesbian submissive, Joanna, from her aerobics class. While Anthony is out performing a menial yet expensive chore for Goddess Amber, Joanna is kissing Goddess Amber's gorgeous socked feet and rubbing herself off. Goddess Amber then straps on a dildo and rams the dyke Joanna to high heaven while Anthony finds a heaven of his own (kissing and licking Goddess Amber's ass while She thrusts in and out of the lesbian pussy). The Chapter ends with Goddess Amber ordering both slaves to come back after the gym closes the next evening and to bring one more slave each who is willing to dedicate their lives to Her.

Chapter 3 begins now…
(Click the image below for Chapter 3 plus 4 pics)

GAP

This is My painslut's new toy, his Fleshlight, which he wrote "Goddess Amber" on it cause he likes to pretend it is My pussy...LMAO. So, I have called it the GAP ~ Goddess Amber's Pussy" or "Goddess' Artificial Pussy" cause that's the closest he will ever get to the real thing! I've been having alot of fun torturing My painslut the last few days and raping his wallet!

Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 2

Here's a sneak preview of Chapter 2 of Goddess Amber Takes Control which is titled:
Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 2: Lesbian Joanna
It's a 2500+ word chapter with 3 pics!
It will be sent out via Niteflirt tomorrow.
Click the image below to purchase:



If you missed Chapter 1, then click the image below:

Drunk caller falls asleep!

OMG....so ron calls Me like has so many times before, always wanting to talk about how I would get him drunk and take his money but this time he WAS drunk...at 5:00pm on a Monday! So, I encourage him to drink more of his beer, such a manly drink...lol. So he tells he's laying on his bed but he's too drunk to get hard..lol. So I tell him how I would be slipping My hand into his pants and reaching for his.....big.....fat....wallet! I told him to "stroke and pay, stroke and pay" and I just kept repeating that and I noticed that his breathing was sounding rhythmic so I just kept repeating "stroke and pay" and I kept saying it softer and softer as if to lulling a baby to sleep and sure enough....he was SNORING!!!

Well, I ask you....what would you do?
a) hang up
b) scream in his ear and wake him up
c) put it on speaker, put the phone down, and milk it til the time runs out!

C, of course!!!! He was snoring away for about 30 minutes. I was messaging My friends telling them that I had a caller on speaker and he was snoring and they were laughing! Well, I finally got bored and ran to Dunkin Donuts for a coffee and when I got back, the call was over so I don't know if he finally woke up or his time ran out. Maybe I should send him a fine for hanging up! LMAO
I've heard of MAKING money while I sleep but not making money while someone else sleeps! Hey, I think I have an idea for a new listing. Add lots of money to your account right before you go to bed, then call Me, and I will talk you to sleep, then milk your account DRY! LMFAO! God, I love being Me!

BUSY DAY!

wow...busy day! I got home from the gym around 2pm and signed onto Niteflirt and immediately got a call from one of My fuck puppets:
Start Time: 3/10/2007 2:04 PM
End Time: 3/10/2007 3:46 PM
Billable Call Length: 102 Minutes @ 3.69 a min (do the math)

Then I looked at My transactions and more of My stories sold while I was at the gym, 35 so far since Wednesday. Chapter 2 will be ready on this coming Wednesday!

Then brian calls....he calls once a week...he is offering Me 1K to make him into a human chair for a day. Hmmm...it does sound tempting. I told him that maybe after graduation.

call after call. Then the emails come, requesting stories, audios, etc. Pay-to-views going out one after the other!

2 new members paid for the link to My Yahoo Group.
2 callers and ONE FLIRT paid the 25 cents to READ THIS BLOG...LMFAO!

oh yes, and 2 callers paid their CUM TAX!

the list goes on and on but I'm tired and I'm going to bed.....

Give your Goddess the day off!

so halfway thru the day yesterday I had My worthless bootslave messaging Me on Yahoo wanting to worship My boots on cam. I tell him "not today" but he still begs to be raped. So I put on My headset and called him on Yahoo Messenger and ordered him to send his first tribute of $50. Then I proceeded to tell him what a worthless worm he was, yadda, yadda, yadda. Then order him to send another Tribute, but I want $200, so he sends it. Then I was telling him that I make between $300-$500 a day so if he sent another $50, he could give Me the rest of the day off. So he sends the $50, for a total of $300, all within 30 minutes...LMAO!

So, then I got a brainstorm...I asked him how many days off he could give Me a week and he said he could shoot for ONE, so anyone else? Any of you fucktards up for giving your amazing Goddess the day off? If so, then CLICK HERE TO GIVE your GODDESS THE DAY OFF!

Goddess Amber Takes Control

Remember how great the Goddess Next Door series was?

How about the Amberism series?

Well, now you can experience My latest writings,
GODDESS AMBER TAKES CONTROL.
(click the image below for the story plus 4 pics)


Summary of Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 1: The Gym:

Even a fucktard like you can figure out that your Goddess Amber, works out regularly to keep Her perfect ass, legs, tits, and abs in shape. Even though Goddess Amber retired from teaching aerobics to milk losers like you full-time (gotta find a job ya love!), in this story She is asked by Her good friend Laura to fill in for a few months teaching aerobics at a local gym. Goddess Amber agrees. She tries to be nice, having to endure the loser manager of the gym, Anthony, following Her around like a puppy as well as lesbian stares that are jealous with desire. But before long, the manager of the gym, Anthony, pisses Her off over a schedule conflict. So Goddess decides to turn the loser into Her sniveling little gym bitch boy. Chapter 1 ends with the bitch boy on his knees before the greatest and most perfect Goddess of all time, and Goddess finally giving in to Her natural tendency to dominate him and perhaps others.
(click the image above for the story plus 4 pics)

ARE YOU GAY?

GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION

1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has adelicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigsfeet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he urinates where ever he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you're like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be hard strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim"and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his honey in the passenger seat.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous leGay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too.

Today's Tribute & My Biggest Tribute

I went to the UPS to pick up My tributes and there was a $50 tribute waiting for Me sent from one of MY new subbies who sent Me $100 a few days ago after I showed Myself on cam. I so love getting CASH in the mail!

My biggest CASH Tribute so far to date (cause I'm asked this alot) is someone I still talk to til this day (and I know he's reading this..lol) and he has helped Me ALOT in many ways, anyway, when I first started talking to him through Niteflirt last February, I told him to impress Me with a CASH Tribute and he asked how much and I told him to surprise Me. Well, being the smartass that he is, he said "what if I send you a $20 bill?" I replied, "I will wipe My ASS with it!"

Well, the next day, I received an envelope, I opened it, pulled out pile of wrapped bills....wrapped $100 bills....total of $2,000. Yep, now you boys have something to top...lol.

Assball

so I was telling this jerkoff at the gym about how I did a teaser video of Me sitting on a balance ball and he said I should do one wearing just a pair of thongs. I laughed and said that would cost someone ALOT of money and he said, "how about $500?" I said, "you have My attention, tell Me more." So, I told him for $500 he could see Me wearing a pair of thongs, sitting and grinding My ass on the balance ball, no touching, take a couple pics and he could have the thongs and ball after I was done grinding on it. Call Me for all the details!

I love when kevin calls cause he always messages Me on Yahoo to see if I'm available, then he sends Me a $50 Tribute, then he calls Me through Niteflirt to be My jerkoff boy! All you other slaves can take lessons from him!